Families Are Going Hungry. Here’s Why Experts Say That's A Good Thing!
SATIRE
Due to major disruptions in the supply chain and rapid inflation from the New Unicron Variant, many American families are unable to afford groceries and are starting to go hungry.
Experts say this is actually a good thing! Here’s why:
The families who are facing hunger and possible starvation are families who pose the gravest threat to our democracy. They support radical ideas like autonomy over their medical decisions, the nuclear family, freedom, and religious liberty. In other words; literal Nazis.
The unvaccinated continuously question our trusted experts who tell us what to think. They also question our beloved savior, Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is science itself and the last bastion of hope to get us through the latest super scary but non-lethal variant.
As the Unicron variants death toll rises from zero to a astronimical high of 7 globally; we must acknowlege the unprecedented threat these plague rats pose to our civiilization. The only acceptable amount of death is no death at all and we wont stop until we reach 100% vaccinations. As these grandma killers aim to live their lives as a free people, they pose a threat to our false sense of security provided by everchanging and arbitrary guidance from unelected officials.
We may have to start accepting what society will look like without the unvaccinated fighting against the rest of the world by clinging to their “liberties” by simply denying them access to essential businesses. Even with the 3-Week Safe and Effective Government Booster Program, unvaccinated individuals still pose a high risk to our heavily vaccinated citizens.
They absolutely have the freedom to choose but they don’t have the freedom to not starve. Choosing bodily autonomy and living as a free person has consequences and those consequences may be starving them to death.
The science is clear; we must protect people in the name of public health even if that means allowing them to die.